If you get into a line at the supermarket, every other one will go faster than the one you are in.
A dirty house brings more company.
If you run out of underwear and end up wearing a swim suit, you will have to go to the Emergency Room at some point during the day.
A penny saved is a penny less to spend on chocolate.
The washing machine will only quit working when it is full of clothes and water.
You always get your period while camping.
When you finally find a book series that you like to read, you find out the next one isn't coming out for another 2 years. (seriously? it's going to take 2 years to write a 200 page book? Why can't all you authors be like Stephen King and knock them out while in the shower?)
My mother is right only 95% of the time. The other 5% I gave her the wrong info.
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